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I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks ................
................................... ................................... Bad Minton.
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Oh dear......................did your report card ever say "Must try harder"?
But whilst we are on the habit, I once had a dog who had no nose.
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What did you call him? Nostrildamus?
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we have a citrus orchid and our dog (dingo x staffy) jumps up and picks its own lemons and chews them to bits, problem is that citrus isnt good for dogs teeth we have tried filling the lemos she gets with tobasco she bites it once then sits for a while within a minute shes straight back into it
we also had a dog who would get into our veggie garden and pick his own snow peas destroying the whole vine while he was at it |
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my dog (mastiff + kelpie and a bit of german shephard somewhere) jumps the fence and everytime she cuts herself but she still does it.
She barks at any noise she hears.
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Quote:
called ...... Irene!!???
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Tiger, you were supposed to ask "How did he smell?"
My cocker spaniel Samantha used to love eating beans. Whenever mum cooked them, she HAD to give a heap to the dog. Another dog Whisky (so named because he was small with a strong bite) was after something under a cupboard once. He kept at it for ages. I finally dug out a very old, very shrivelled piece of carrot. He grabbed it, and ate it. :-S All my other pets have been cats, and other creatures, all of whom have their own little quirks.
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Our dog Molly is a border Collie X Maltese looks like a minature old english sheep dog.
Anyway she loves to chase the lightning and thunder around the backyard when it is letting loose. Any other dog would be hiding under the house...........LOL.
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