No wonder we gals are moody!!!

[Vixen]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can even wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. – This one is questionable!!!
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a 7-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have 'strap' problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years ……. maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

And the all time classic ....
Men don't stare at your chest when he's talking to you!!!!!
No wonder men are happier. :rolleyes:

[Tigerv8]

Man!!
You girls really need a change of attitude.
You bring all this stuff on yourselves and then complain that we men are happy!
Why don't you just be like us?
If you were like us, we probably wouldn't even make you sleep in the wet patch.

[Vixen]

Why don't you just be like us?

HELL NO!! :shocked:
Where would the fun be in that???? :lmao:

[Purple_Power]

You can never be pregnant.

Well.......

[wazza]

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.

You gals wonder why , us blokes don't like you to be in control of :money:
5 grand really !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shots:

[wazza]

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

As it should be , us fella's always think of other phone user's in the house :lmao:

[wazza]

One mood all the time. – This one is questionable!!!

Sure is ! , always in good mood until the fella's go home to the wifey poo ! :shake: told ya to get home from the pub at 6 o'clock .....:D

[MadVL8]

:shake: told ya to get home from the pub at 6 o'clock .....:D

:cheers: She says to him as he stumbles in the front door at 2am with some, couldnt get a taxi, my phone dropped into 'so and so's' beer, i lost my watch story....lmao :violin::violin:

**to collect his neatly packed bags i so kindly prepared for him at around 10pm**

:tribe:

kell
lol

[Vixen]

:cheers: She says to him as he stumbles in the front door at 2am with some, couldnt get a taxi, my phone dropped into 'so and so's' beer, i lost my watch story....lmao :violin::violin:

**to collect his neatly packed bags i so kindly prepared for him at around 10pm**

:tribe:

kell
lol
I don't think dear Richard would dare Kell!!!! :lmao:

[MadVL8]

lol
me either

hehehe he's a good man isnt he

[Red_Ice]

hey vixen maybe a sex xhange is in order if ya think we have it so good

they left out one thing

holidays ( drinkathon ) work around the house i'll do it tommorow


redice

[MadVL8]

" and tomorrow never comes "

lol
kell

[Vixen]

hey vixen maybe a sex xhange is in order if ya think we have it so good
Nah! I like teasing you lot far too much!!! ;)
You fellas 'bite' sooo easily :lmao:

[Pusser]

Man!!
You girls really need a change of attitude.
You bring all this stuff on yourselves and then complain that we men are happy!
Why don't you just be like us?
If you were like us, we probably wouldn't even make you sleep in the wet patch.

Don't know about you mate, but I am not fond of chicks with moustaches!!

[Vixen]

:lmao: Pusser :lmao:

[pink bits]

Be like a bloke? hell no! I like being a feminine female who can do more than one thing at a time lol

[pink bits]

You can never be pregnant.

Well.......


I would like to see a bloke pregnant, now that would be funny :lmao:

[Purple_Power]

Geez Pusser, are you going to Maitland? Does that mean I've gotta shave???

[Vixen]

Geez Pusser, are you going to Maitland? Does that mean I've gotta shave???

GOLD Glenys .... pure GOLD!!! :lmao:

[pink bits]

Geez Pusser, are you going to Maitland? Does that mean I've gotta shave???


:lmao: :lmao:

[Tigerv8]

Don't know about you mate, but I am not fond of chicks with moustaches!!

I couldn't comment on that. I've never tried one .

[Pusser]

Geez Pusser, are you going to Maitland? Does that mean I've gotta shave???

No, not going to Maitland. Besides waxing is better and I don't mean to get a nice set of handlebars either!!:pinksmile2:

[Purple_Power]

You've obviously never..... oh never mind. Too much info. It's not something you blokes would want to know.

[Tigerv8]

You've obviously never..... oh never mind. Too much info. It's not something you blokes would want to know.

Oh, do go on. I have a professional interest. It has always been a dream of mine to open a bikini-wax salon for women.:woot:

[Vixen]

Ya Hussy!! :lmao:

[wazza]

You've obviously never..... I have & loved every second of it !!! oh never mind........ Well okay then !!!!!!!
Too much info........ Well when I read it , you left out a lot of info !!!
It's not something you blokes would want to know....... Tigerv8 might want to know , if he opens that bikini-wax salon for women .

[wazza]

Ya Hussy!! :lmao:

Karen , being a bikini-wax salon for women , shouldn't that be Ya Pussy ?

[wazza]

Be like a bloke? hell no! I like being a female who can :slap:

psst Karen told me to do it !!

[wazza]

:cheers: She says to him as he stumbles in the front door at 2am with some, couldnt get a taxi, my phone dropped into 'so and so's' beer, i lost my watch story....lmao :violin::violin:

**to collect his neatly packed bags i so kindly prepared for him at around 10pm**

:tribe:

kell
lol

LOL Sounds like Richard , has tried this trick before ? ...... lol

[Purple_Power]

Ok, you asked for it. You said you preferred waxing, but obviously you've never taken off half your top lip with wax !

You guys should wax too, and prevent all that pash rash on women. We do stuff for you. Repay the favour.

[Pusser]

My wife did half my chest for me before my last tattoo.Now, I'm not by any means hirsute but that bloody hurt!! Fair bump, play on I reckon, the things you gals do for us! I appreciate it!!!

[Tigerv8]

Pusser,
I agree. The gals do good things for us and I also appreciate it. That's why men and women will always be different.

VIVE LA DIFFERENCE!!!

Mind you, an improvement here and there mightn't hurt..........

[pink bits]

O.K guy's.....fess up! have any of you had the wax...treatment ?????

[wazza]

O.K guy's.....fess up! have any of you had the wax...treatment ?????

Nope not me , willing to learn though !! :shocked:

[pink bits]

Nope not me , willing to learn though !! :shocked:


:lmao: Wazza

[Tigerv8]

O.K guy's.....fess up! have any of you had the wax...treatment ?????

Not on your nelly!
What on earth for? I'm no Olympic athlete who needs to do it. In my view it is right up there with inserting bits of metal into perfectly good flesh for no reason other than to look........different.
But then I don't have fur either. I may think differently if I kept growing a mohair tshirt all the time. i do feel sorry for guys that can wear plaits on their backs.

[pink bits]

I must say that I agree with you Tiger, on men that is. I do like a mid range hairy chest, but feel sorry for the guys who get the all over deal, and also feel for the guys that have nothing! Just call me fussy I guess lol

[Vixen]

Just call me fussy I guess lol

Hello 'Fussy I guess' ..... now that is a strange name!!! :p