A speech Impediment

[Vixen]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. MacDonald's? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

[BlackOne]

I love it, especially the last bit.

[Vixen]

I'm sure we can all relate to parts or even all of it!!
Yes, even Maccas tastes great after a few!!! :lmao:

[Tigerv8]

Funny how our standards sink proportionately to the amount of booze consumed.
We don't care as much how we look.
We don't care about our self-respect.
We eat stuff that might make us sick at other times, such as kebabs from cockroach-infested kitchens.
We think taking photos in that condition is great fun and everyone will laugh tomorrow.
We latch onto members of the opposite sex lustfully when we'd just throw rocks at them at other times.
We don't really mind that the world will end in 5 minutes as long as we can watch it on the pub's big screen.


Not that I have ever done any of this , mind you................:sarcasm:

[Vixen]

Suuuuuuure you haven't Tiger me ol' maaate!! :lmao: