Vixen
19-03-2008, 09:44 AM
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"On a trip through the Adelaide Hills in South Australia, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his Harley over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I threatened. "Now back off, or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Oh a couple of minutes ago," the man replied.
"Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"On a trip through the Adelaide Hills in South Australia, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his Harley over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I threatened. "Now back off, or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Oh a couple of minutes ago," the man replied.