Vixen
19-03-2008, 09:35 AM
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: .... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ... cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : ..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: .... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : ..... Bill is a bull **** artist.
Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : .... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : ..... Ditto for Monica..
Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : ..... Let's not go there......
Titanic: ...... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton : ..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : ..... Clinton doesn't remember Monica.
Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : ..... Monica ........ ooh, let's not go there, either.......
Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : ..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: .... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ... cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : ..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: .... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : ..... Bill is a bull **** artist.
Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : .... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : ..... Ditto for Monica..
Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : ..... Let's not go there......
Titanic: ...... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton : ..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : ..... Clinton doesn't remember Monica.
Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : ..... Monica ........ ooh, let's not go there, either.......
Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : ..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.