For Sale: Wazza's Bits

[pink bits]

As we all know by now Wazza has no need for a few Items, here are a few, and we will add to this list as we go. 1: wiper blades 2:brake calipers 3:exhaust tips, these items have now been replaced with pink ones.LAUGH OUT LLLLOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD.:woohoo::woohoo:

[Vixen]

Let me add to this list


FOR SALE:
Wazzas steering wheel cover
Wazzas engine covers

All replaced with pink bits so no longer needed!

[Red_Ice]

need [ics to sell 6these parts ladies

and would love to see pics of wazza's new ute pink bits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vixen]

All parts are standard off a VZ ute. (hee hee hee)
It's amazing what a pic of Wazza's ute and photoshop can dream up, Andy!
All will be revealed ...... eventually

[Red_Ice]

thanks vixen
can't wait
cheers
redice

[BlackOne]

:lmao: This thread is gold !! Hmmmm, what else can we sell of Wazza's ute ??

1. Front grill
2. Tonnau cover

[Vixen]

Louise ..... I found those "things" we discussed on the phone the other night too. ;)

[wazza]

As we all know by now Wazza has no need for a few Items, here are a few, and we will add to this list as we go. 1: wiper blades 2:brake calipers 3:exhaust tips, these items have now been replaced with pink ones.LAUGH OUT LLLLOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD.:woohoo::woohoo:

:stop: Warning !!!!! these parts have been pinched , by two clever woman from South Aussie . The items these two are selling have been Dot Dated, so I will be able to have them tracked down , & returned to their right-ful owner which is myself . Thanks for looking .

[wazza]

:lmao: This thread is gold !! Hmmmm, what else can we sell of Wazza's ute ??

1. Front grill
2. Tonnau cover

Condition of these parts from wazza's ute ! , 1. Front grill , has a big hole in it due to a rock which Andy's Red VE / SS flicked into it last weekend not looking good at all , so if ya still want it ? ...... buy it . Item 2. Tonnau cover , looks good but now has rips in it , got no idea how these rips got there !! , only found them tonight , after reading this thread !! , once again if ya want it ? ...... buy it . Thanks for looking

[Vixen]

Meh! We clever women never steal anything. :D
They have been permanently borrowed and replaced with items of equal or greater value.
So ..... it's all good.
You know you trust us!!!! :hipnotise: You know you do!!

[wazza]

Louise ..... I found those "things" we discussed on the phone the other night too. ;)

Hi Karen , your looking hot tonight :woohoo: , oh am just buttering you up , to find out what you & Louise discussed on the phone the other night . Louise told me all about it anyway , just want to know if they are the things that you found ? you tell me what they are & I will tell ya if they are what Louise told me okay , sweetie :-) . I will sit here & wait for your reply , don't make me sit here all night though , your new friend from NSW wazza .

[wazza]

Let me add to this list


FOR SALE:
Wazzas steering wheel cover
Wazzas engine covers

All replaced with pink bits so no longer needed!

Mmm they should bring a good price !!! :angry1:

[Vixen]

Hi Karen , your looking hot tonight :woohoo: , oh am just buttering you up , to find out what you & Louise discussed on the phone the other night . Louise told me all about it anyway , just want to know if they are the things that you found ? you tell me what they are & I will tell ya if they are what Louise told me okay , sweetie :-) . I will sit here & wait for your reply , don't make me sit here all night though , your new friend from NSW wazza .

Sheesh! That gravel rash must hurt like hell Wazza!!!
I may have the blonde highlights in my hair mate, but there aint no way in hell, I'm falling for that old ... I'll tell you, if you tell me ... trick boyo! :woot:

[pink bits]

Hey, we have now found a paint, that if you use a very fine brush and paint all over Wazza's ute, it all lights up in pink when under lights..............what could we write? ummmmmmm lol

[wazza]

Sheesh! That gravel rash must hurt like hell Wazza!!!
I may have the blonde highlights in my hair mate, but there aint no way in hell, I'm falling for that old ... I'll tell you, if you tell me ... trick boyo! :woot:

Okay thats it !!!!! ......... my only chance in hell hope it works ! Karen look into my eyes :hipnotise: you are getting sleepy , :hipnotise: very sleepy , now tell wazza , what are those things you got a hold off ? don't forget this :hipnotise: wazza is waiting !!! .... lol bugger !!!! she's not falling for that one neither !!!! . Oh Karen come look into my eyes :hipnotise: .... LOL

[pink bits]

Karen, I think we have hi jacked another thread..........oooooooooops!

[Vixen]

*heads back to Wazza's ute ...................:stupid:

[pink bits]

Hey Wazza, she is a nut worth cracking, keep working on it lol

[pink bits]

Back to the ute we go.......quick before anyone knows hehe

[wazza]

Hey, we have now found a paint, that if you use a very fine brush and paint all over Wazza's ute, it all lights up in pink when under lights..............what could we write? ummmmmmm lol

lol ..... give me the brush Louise , & I will test it out on you :smoke:

[Vixen]

Somehow I think her other half might have something to say about that!!! LOL

[SLOWONE]

Somehow I think her other half might have something to say about that!!! LOL
yep your right karen, with the amount of trouble u 2 are causing on this site i say it is open season on the both of you.lol

[Vixen]

But it's funny trouble ..... Dad! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed/ashamed0005.gif (http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/ashamed-smilies/#)

*scuffs toe in dirt and looks up at Markypoo with puppy dog eyes!!!*

[pink bits]

Hey Wazza! got any BITS left? or have you been completely stripped? lol

[wazza]

Hey Wazza! got any BITS left? or have you been completely stripped? lol

Hey Louise :chewydance: , yeah got one bit left ! , so am not completely stripped yet , waiting for Karen to take the very last item off , if she is came enough :smoke: then I will be stripped . Mmm ? am having a blonde moment here ! ..... we talking about my ute ? stripped or myself being stripped ..... lol

[pink bits]

Your ute my dear Wazza.........talk about a one track mind lol lol lol

[Vixen]

Hey Louise :chewydance: , yeah got one bit left ! , so am not completely stripped yet , waiting for Karen to take the very last item off , if she is came enough :smoke: then I will be stripped . Mmm ? am having a blonde moment here ! ..... we talking about my ute ? stripped or myself being stripped ..... lol

*blocks ears, closes eyes and imagines .... dead puppies, dead puppies* :)

[Vixen]

You awake Wazza??

[Vixen]

Just thought I'd bump this old thread for a laugh for those of you who were around at this time..
Some hilarious times, hey??!! :lmao:

[BlackOne]

Yep some funny stuff on here.

[commydoor]

so let me get this right....wazza had pink bits a while ago?....(visualises homer simpson naked to purge the thought)....so are they saggy bits now and more importantly do they still work?....and for goodness sake dont tell me they are for sale or i wont sleep tonight....

[Vixen]

This was a joke that started over 12 months ago now.
Wazza had a white ute. Myself and another forum user called Louise (pink bits) are both from SA. We began to tease him about his ute and it then escalated into a 'war', with us two threatening to come to NSW and 'pink his ute'.
12 months ago we actually did it. We surprised him by flying in for the Maitland Gaol Cruise last April.
And we pinked his ute for real. :D With bows and G-strings, bras and pink fluffy handcuffs, all decorating his ute and all coloured pink.
It is and will always remain one of the funniest moments we've ever had on Club Commodore.
The look on his face as he finally discovered what we'd done to his ute and who we really were, was priceless.
Sadly though, our Wazza passed away in January and will be sorely missed.
Here is a link to some of the pics of that night:
http://www.clubcommodore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=597&highlight=wazza

[commydoor]

lol @ pinking his ute....looks like you's had a great time....those are the things memories are made of....im sorry to hear about wazza my condolences to his family and friends....

[BlackOne]

lol @ pinking his ute....looks like you's had a great time....those are the things memories are made of....im sorry to hear about wazza my condolences to his family and friends....

Thanks mate. He will be missed very much. We have a memorial cruise in his honour this Sunday. Should be a great day, we know Wazza will be there with us in spirit.

[commydoor]

he'll be there mate im sure....im not running the car until i get the bigger radiator in otherwise id put my name down and deep down i know im going to regret it and miss a great day....you all have fun and drive safe....

[danskee]

it will be a great day with a total of 34 cars(24 commodores and 10 minis)

[Vixen]

lol @ pinking his ute....looks like you's had a great time....those are the things memories are made of....im sorry to hear about wazza my condolences to his family and friends....

he'll be there mate im sure....im not running the car until i get the bigger radiator in otherwise id put my name down and deep down i know im going to regret it and miss a great day....you all have fun and drive safe....

Thankyou so much matey. :)

[commydoor]

your welcome Vixen....i hope the gods are with you and the rain goes away for the cruise....but if it doesnt you have my ok to curse the heck outta huey lol....