The Nurse

[Vixen]

A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 20-hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her
purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,

"Well, that's really great .......... some a***hole's got my pen.

:eek:

[BlackOne]

I like that one !

[Tigerv8]

Very good, Vixen.
You're full of them today.

[jabba]

lol, classic

[Red_Ice]

hehehe top stuff


redice

[wazza]

don't ya just hate that , when someone takes your pen & don't return it ....lol

[Vixen]

I certainly wont be lending my pen to any nurses anytime soon!!!

[Tigerv8]

Don't know about that, but I certainly wouldn't be borrowing any pens from nurses.

Speaking of which, what's the difference between a Rolls Royce and a nurse?
Not everyone has been in a Rolls Royce.
(Don't blame me. A nurse told me that one.)