irritating passenger next to you on a plane what to do

[Red_Ice]

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you read?

Next time, just follow these simple instructions:
And get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep
breath.. and start muttering Allah akbah repeatedly
6 Then open this web address...

http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

[Vixen]

Certainly got a chuckle out of me!

I was going through some old papers here at home a couple of weeks ago and came across a frontpage newspaper article featuring my year 12 Matriculation day back in the mid 1980's.
We were up and at the school by 4am to put all our plans for our last day, before exams, in place. Complete with black arm bands, army greens, face paint and fake semi auto guns, grenades, etc, we then 'hijacked' the school bus, forcing our fellow students to walk the last km to the school. The bus driver was 'forced' take us to our local politician's office where we kidnapped him at 'gunpoint', taking him back to the school to enjoy some laughs and a BBQ.
Can you seriously imagine being able to do this in today's world?
Back then it was such a great day and it was all in good fun.
And now I sound like my mother!!! :eek:

[rockett]

thats gold pissed myself