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BlackOne
21-09-2007, 11:00 PM
I saw this over at the LS1 forums.

HUSBAND SMART - WIFE SMARTER
> >
> > A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have
> been asked to
> >go fishing up in Queensland with my boss and several of his colleagues.
> > We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for
> me to pitch
> >for that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
> >clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
> > We're leaving from the office and I'll have to rush home
> to the house
> >to pick my things up'. 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.'
> > The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the
> good wife she
> >is, did exactly what her husband asked.
> > The following weekend he came home, a little tired but
> otherwise
> >looking good.
> > The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many
> fish?
> > He said, 'Yes! Lots of Tuna, a big shark and a few
> Swordfish. But why
> >didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?'
> >
> > You'll love the answer...
> >
> >
> >
> > The wife replied,
> >
> > 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....:D
> >
> >
> > Funeral arrangements for the husband
> have been set for next Monday.