Try this....

[BlackOne]

> Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.
> You have to answer them instantly.
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> You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
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> Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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> First Question:
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> Y ou are participating in a race.
> You overtake the second person.
> What position are you in?
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>> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
>> If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
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>> Try not to screw up next time.
>> Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for
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>> Second Question:
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>> If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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>> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
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>> Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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>> You're not very good at this, are you?
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>> Third Question:
>> V ery tricky arithmetic!
>> Note: This must be done in your head only.
>> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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>> Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
>> Now add another 1000.
>> Now add 30.
>> Add another 1000.
>> Now add 20.
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>> Now add 10.
>> What is the total?
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>> Did you get 5000?
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>> The correct answer is actually 4100.
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>> If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
>> Today is definitely not your day, is it?
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>> Maybe you'll get the last question right........Maybe.
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>> Mary's father has five daughters:
>> 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
>> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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>> Did you Answer Nunu?
>> NO! Of course it isn't.
>> Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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>> Okay, now the bonus round:
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>> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
>> By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses
>> himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done.
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>> Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;
>> how does HE indicate whathe wants?
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>> He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>> It's really very simple.... Like you!
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>> PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
>> SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

[thumpin!]

Im glad to see you are employed to do something constructive.:)